Dude. Woah.

At some point in everybody’s life, they have a mini fridge they don’t want anymore.

My first love. 230 and counting #records

The best 2 seconds of your day.

Its always right around 4 or 5 o’clock at work when the crazy seems to set in…

How long will I watch Family Guy on the Spanish channel before I realize that they are not just doing a skit in Spanish?

Far to long. Far, far too long.

Cuddly Cat

#world’s greatest detective

Lord of the Rings tattoo! Leaf brooch :) love lotr and everything that ever came from Tolkiens genius mind. More to come :)

hotfag:

I JUST LAUGHED REALLY HRAD

HOLY SHIT

I want to slap him with that slice of pizza. Slap him in the face.

Sea folly bathers!!